Most men have a firm interest in bra's or at least in the contents of them 
but few men have ever been with women while they purchased these items and 
believe me it is a bizarre and nightmarish experience.
Let begin with the basic.

When you are going out with a girl you are often expect to perform many task 
for her. Such as notice when her hair is changed or to protect her from 
large and dangerous mice. But one of the more interesting roles is the 
personal escort and cargo carrier which is involved with clothes shopping. 
And even if you are not seeing a girl you still may be asked to do this 
usually because you are all that is available. (a donkey is usually 
preferred)

Some men are dragged here with their girlfriends find to difficult to refuse 
a woman going please, please and please.

However this is the appropriate action that should be taken to avoid such 
calamities if you are a man who loathes shopping with women.

Escape Plans

1. Run, run as fast a gravity will allow until your legs explode with 
exhaustion
2. Fake blindness, that way you are little use, but could back fire if they 
want you to feel fabrics.
3. Fake a serious medical condition. Can work but is temporary
4. Act like an arrogant male, wrecks friendships but sometimes only choice
5. Passive resistance. Stand out front of shop and refuse to move an inch 
inside. Work rather well and is very common however remember this is a very 
physically demand method.
6. Suicide. Bit over kill. But for a single man in the lingerie department 
with two girls he isn't involved with asking them if they like her in that 
g-string on her is sometimes a better option.

Well if you ready this far you failed step one. So you're trapped. It 
clothes shopping with women. Some men may find this bring, other terrifying 
but it is a fantastic excuse to ogle women as they are asking for your 
opinion. So take light of this opportunity to it full extent.

However it is painful. Especially you make the wrong move, as most women 
when they drag men clothes shopping want male advice, now men know that they 
have so bad questions. Here are some tips for surviving.

Classic question, does my bum (butt, bottom or arse) look big in this?

Hmm now instinctively you would say no. but however think about. They are 
depending on your advice. So if it an obvious lie say something, I don't 
think it suit you. It honest, kind, not an insult to her but the clothes, it 
will get you out of almost any situation like that and require little 
effort.

What do you think of this? Remember insult the clothes not the wearer and 
all will be well.

So if you just say the truth you should survive as long as you're tactful.

now the process for women clothes shopping is long and exhausting however 
you can turn it to your advantage as how often will a girl ask you to stare 
at her breasts, butt or thighs and you can consider this a "favour" and may 
ask for some sort of return unless your like me and have a terminal case of 
niceness.

know problems with clothes shopping

Some times you have problem weight you don't know the truth because you have 
no opinion in fashion. Say. "I think you need a second opinion." and point 
to someone like a sales assistant is a good tactic (also chance to run)

Clothes identification. Just some notes, Long belts are called short skirts. 
And long tops are short dresses. Just in case you have the same problems in 
identification of clothing types a common rule is to say the shorter version 
and they will assume you are joking.

The counter attack.
Women dragging men into men clothing stores.

This is far worse than women clothing as the treat you like some giant ken 
doll for their own private amusement. This experience is about three times 
longer as you have no idea what on earth you like so they wish to try 
anything. the experience is like been on queer eye for the straight guy just 
a lot longer and more defaming without the television rating.

The first time this is done it is horrific for you feel like you with your 
mother at a clothing store when you little. Advice to avoid this.

1. Rapidly gain weight so only custom clothes are available
2. Run
3. Become a nudist
4. Have no money. Backfires if they just want to dress you up for fun and 
have no intention to pay.

Advice. Know the size of your clothes to avoid them looking down your pants 
to check. Be fast in the change room to avoid them looking in on you. Walk 
like you normally walk. Don't be offended when they fondle your clothes and 
you, do what they say and no one get hurt.

Actually trust women fashion advice is very beneficial. As you are trying to 
attract women and they know what they like. Much better than gay men as they 
are trying to attract other gay men.

This experience is nightmarish and painful but try to turn it to your 
advantage and just relax and see it all part of the fun. How often do you 
get a sexy lady to say you have nice shoulder or I like your butt?

The 7th layer of hell
Bra shopping

Same escape rules apply as the first set but it will take much more will 
power as if a women want you to go bra shopping they must really trust you 
or like you.
Once you're in the section you'll feel as comfortable as a priest in a gay 
bar. Understandably so. most guy know what a bra is and how it works so just 
follow the same rules as before but with more changes.

1. Drooling is not an acceptable answer
2. When one ask you to feel the martial and say "yes very nice." anything 
else is unnecessary but try not to lie as they do have traps.
3. If you feel uncomfortable try one of three things, act gay, act like a 
girl in drag or make joke about it. That helps.
4. If the sales assistant comes over says he can't be here and the girl 
defend using the "he's gay" excuse. Just roll with it. They know you 
straight if they just look down.
5. Men are forbidden in the change room or to give the opinion of what the 
women wearing. However women have actually asked for this. Carefully control 
your shock and say something nice.
6.Lewd comment are frowned upon unless in a joking manner, very carefully 
done. Remember think about what if they took you under wearing shopping and 
react as you would like them to.
7. Men don't touch unless asked.
8  never ask their bra size, you'll find out soon enough or through 
deduction.
9. Relax, if your there with them they must trust you and try to made the 
most of it. Bra shopping can be fun especially if you are force into the 
change rooms. But if you're too sacred and nervous. Then do as this article 
recommends and you'll have a lingerie feeling free day

Advice from experience by your local eccentric genius and philosophiser
Robert wells

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